Question: What do you get when you mix a hillbilly, a hick, a bumpkin and a redneck?

Answer: Wurd Pizin or Word Poison

Now, before anyone starts to take offence I was born and raised in the Tennessee sticks and consider myself to be approximately one quarter hick, one quarter redneck, one quarter bumpkin and one quarter hillbilly give or take a penny or two.

I have a decent education. I did go to college. I learned at a young age to speak somewhat properly when the need arises, but that aint me and I aint gonna´ do it.

Now, laughter may not be the best medicine as so goes the cliche, but I firmly believe it is a very good one.

Ifin we aint got nair wurd ferit we jus leve it tuhlone

But with the thousand+ words and phrases in the database tant gonna be merch at dont ged sum fixin dun tuit and every new document finds more new laughs.

Just open a letter, poem, song lyric or any RTF (rich text format) or a Text (.txt) file, copy and paste a pre-written document into the text area or type a new one, hit the GidderDun button to instantly translate it from a well formed, properly presented document to a hilarious piece of comedy that Sho mak sum gud outhouce reedin.

If you haven´t been around hillbillies, rednecks, hicks and bumpkins most of your life then you are sure to be introduced to a world of words you have never seen in print or heard spoken.

Wurd Pizin has word processing and text formatting features. You can add pictures and export to RTF, PDF or HTML.

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